600lbs of cellulite love

OK I am sure I am not the only person who loves reading about studies or research that point out the obvious. You know, the great ones like "people who smoke have a higher risk of lung cancer" and other obvious crap like that where it is obvious people are getting paid to do nothing when carying out these studies or research.

One of my recent favs is this beauty I read on yahoo news that talks about how overweight/obese people (specificially women) can improve their sex life by losing weight...really? I NEVER would have guessed that and am thankful they spent money to do this study. I mean come on. Obviously losing weight will increase the sex life of people and again, especially women. First off, the self esteem will be much higher and they'll think they are sexier. Second, the actual ability to do the act easier without the weight is obvious. To be honest, I dont even understand how obese people can actually make intercourse work. Really, it baffles me because if both people have a lot of fat in that area I dont see how you can get Mr. Winkie (who has a bunch of fat covering part of his length) into the fleshy hole....the avg wang doesnt seem long enough to get by the mounds of fat that most obese women have below the waist. Do guys just slip it in there and hump away in a flab rather than the intended target? Mind boggling...and then there is the whole fact that you are supporting your own weight or the weight of someone else on you so if they are big then that makes it tough as crap as well. Do they just go doggy style? They must but I still dont see how in that position things can work because the layers of fat defense are still there to try and get by.

I have nothing really against obese people and am glad if they can get their hump on but I still dont understand how they do it.

Here is a study I recently conducted:

You need oxygen to stay alive

They gave me 4.5 mil for it too. Money well spent.